and he nicked my bloody telly!!!
2007-01-02 02:23:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
trulylatino - What a load of old shite!
2007-01-02 02:34:17 · update #1
jesus is perfect. he loves you more than you know. just make sure you worship him and forgive him for stealing your telly or youll burn in hell for eternity.
god bless!
2007-01-02 03:17:02 · answer #1 · answered by john9999999 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Is he from South America? I know Jesus is a common name down there
2007-01-02 02:26:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Biblically, there seems to be like a sequence of acts regarding repentance and salvation. hear the be conscious: Rom 10:17; Matt 7:24-27 have faith it: Heb 11:6, Mark sixteen:15-sixteen; James 2:24; John 12:40 two Repent: Acts 2:38; Acts 17:30; Luke 13:3 Confess Christ as Lord: Matt 10"32-33; Acts 8:36-37 Baptism: Acts 2:38; Mark sixteen:15-sixteen; Acts 22:sixteen; a million Peter 3:20-21; 2 Cor 5:17 and Gal 3:27 and so on and so on and so on stay dedicated: Rev 2:10 you would be able to additionally lookup examples of conversion: Acts 2:22 and 36-40 seven Acts 8:4-13 Acts 8:26-39 Acts 8:a million-20 and Acts 2:6-sixteen Acts 10:a million-40 8 and 11:a million-18 Acts sixteen:13-15 Acts sixteen:23-34 Acts 18:8
2016-10-19 08:50:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What with Big Brother coming back to our screens - sounds like he was doing you a favour.
2007-01-02 06:50:38 · answer #4 · answered by Nikita21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's like in the Bible when he told that guy he needed a donkey, so they just took one from someone, but Jesus told him it was ok, because it was for God.
2007-01-02 02:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
is your telly a television, get a lcd tv, there better, pray to the lord and hell hook you up.
2007-01-02 02:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by ihateacaf0 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Always know there was something Fishy about that Guy!!! =/
Jesus... The Master Tele Thief!!! Beware or he might strike in a house near YOUUUUUU!!!!!!! =O OMG NO!!!!!....LMAO... hehe....
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2007-01-02 02:42:48 · answer #7 · answered by SHADOW 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its only because he wanted to watch life of brian which was on last night.... great film.
And i agree with you... trulylatino - total shite!
2007-01-02 02:26:01 · answer #8 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he wants to watch Project Runway?
2007-01-02 02:24:53 · answer #9 · answered by Meridianhawk42 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus saved me.... but i headed the ball in on the rebound
2007-01-02 02:25:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋