Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Saviour?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
2007-01-02 01:48:21 · 30 answers · asked by SJ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you think or this joke??? you may have heard it before but oh well!!!
2007-01-02 01:49:10 · update #1
I'M VERY GLAD I'VE MADE MANY PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH 2DAY. (WELL THAT'S WHAT I LIKE DOING...MAKING PPL LAUGH)
HAVE A VERY HAPPY AND FUNNY NEW YEAR
2007-01-02 03:47:19 · update #2
The version I heard was a bit different
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your @ss!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
2007-01-02 08:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-01-02 09:53:11 · answer #2 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did like the joke and I have heard it before. The first time I heard it I thought that it was funny. I guess it wasn't so funny this time. Oh well! Better luck next time and keep trying.I get jokes emailed to me and I send some to my friend almost every day. She likes getting them.
2007-01-02 09:56:00 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
2007-01-02 10:30:42 · answer #4 · answered by virgo2478 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love Little Johnny jokes. That was great.
2007-01-02 09:50:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Though I don't like using Jesus' name like that, or God, I couldn't help but laugh the first time I heard it, and it's still funny.
2007-01-02 10:25:41 · answer #6 · answered by OhWhatCanIDo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's mad funny! I've heard before, but it's still funny! Ha Ha! 10/10!
2007-01-02 09:50:39 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool 9.5/10
2007-01-02 09:56:09 · answer #8 · answered by taknev 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute (and that's how I got thru Sunday School) - haha
2007-01-02 09:58:44 · answer #9 · answered by cat lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats FUNNY.
2007-01-02 11:37:32 · answer #10 · answered by cjesseg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋