The manager hired a new secretary. she was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open." He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention." The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!"
2007-01-02 01:32:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellent hahahahahahahahahaha 10/10
2007-01-02 01:35:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10
2007-01-02 01:37:40 · answer #2 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Le's hope the boss had a stiff upper lip by way of compensation
2007-01-02 02:07:46 · answer #3 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Very funny! 10/10!
2007-01-02 01:47:02 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but still funny
2007-01-02 02:46:31 · answer #5 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOw thats funny..... might have to use that line on my hubby LOL
2007-01-02 02:41:41 · answer #6 · answered by KTINA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was much better Good one LOL
2007-01-02 01:44:44 · answer #7 · answered by punxsyparty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaha lol that's funny
2007-01-02 02:19:52 · answer #8 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2007-01-02 04:40:16 · answer #9 · answered by Bushbaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao v funny!
2007-01-02 02:01:43 · answer #10 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋