Maid answers phone. He says, "Can I speak to my wife?" She says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend." He's maid--says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both." Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok." 5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?" He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home." She says, "We don't have a pool." He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"
2007-01-02 00:40:39 · 16 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe! yes, it's very funny, I loved it!!
2007-01-02 00:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-01-02 09:49:47 · answer #2 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny! Oh no! 10/10!
2007-01-02 08:46:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah lol! hehe
2007-01-02 08:43:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup its funny, lol thats Hilarious
2007-01-02 09:55:08 · answer #5 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but I already heard it before....
2007-01-02 08:56:41 · answer #6 · answered by Mhik_V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch...cute...
2007-01-02 08:56:33 · answer #7 · answered by Private 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke was alright!
2007-01-02 12:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is definetly not one of my favorite jokes
2007-01-02 08:47:48 · answer #9 · answered by Ann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great. Absolutly great.
2007-01-02 10:19:57 · answer #10 · answered by Tyler H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋