A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"
To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"
2007-01-02 00:31:12 · 21 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFL!! lol good one for such a drab morning! I think I partied a lil 2 hard for New Years! lol
2007-01-02 00:40:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It goes like this:
A burgler breaks a window reaches through the door and unlocks the deadbolt, as he walks into the house he hears a strange voice:
"Jesus is watching you"
Startled he looks around but the room is too dark, he can't see a thing
"Jesus is watching you" the voice says again
He feels along the wall and finds the light switch, as his finger flips the switch on again he hears
"Jesus is watching you," he looks in the corner and sees a parrot sitting in it's cage.
"Jesus is watching you," the parrot warns "you better get out now"
The man finding the parrot amusing decides to see just how smart it is, "Whats your name bird?"
"Moses"
"Now, what dumb as* would name a parrot Moses?" the man chuckles
A old woman walks into the room, "The same dumbas* that named this rottwhiler Jesus", she releases the dog.
2007-01-02 03:10:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bloke takes a bet to stay in a haunted house.
All dark, one small candle. Eerie.
He starts taking off his boots.
A strange, frightening voice says, all ghostly, "There's only me and thee!"
Bloke says,"you wait till I get my bleeding boots back on! There'll only be thee!!"
2007-01-02 00:37:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-02 00:32:55 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 22:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by koltz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
wb
2007-01-02 00:37:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10
2007-01-02 03:01:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he has a gun or a knife the dog might be in trouble..95% of them do...
2007-01-02 00:33:43 · answer #8 · answered by Jonny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat was a nice joke darling.
2007-01-02 00:44:42 · answer #9 · answered by onafujabi m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops i nearly smiled then, have another go !!!!
2007-01-02 00:43:24 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋