Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.
Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."
The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."
2007-01-02 00:28:56 · 14 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe!
your on one today!
love the cheesy jokes! :-)
2007-01-02 00:30:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-02 00:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of the Cornish sky diver who was tragically killed when his flippers and snorkel failed to open
2007-01-02 00:31:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spend a bit more on crackers next year !!!!!!
2007-01-02 00:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-02 03:44:23 · answer #5 · answered by Princess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmm
2007-01-02 00:35:26 · answer #6 · answered by Immortal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear.....they're getting worse :-(
2007-01-02 00:30:58 · answer #7 · answered by rusco21 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHAHHA, i love this one too!!
Great work!! =)
2007-01-02 00:36:37 · answer #8 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it
2007-01-02 00:35:36 · answer #9 · answered by thatgirl127 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, are they blonde?
2007-01-02 01:57:05 · answer #10 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋