(I have people coming to visit next week from Paris.)
2007-01-01 23:50:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Only French joke I know (and to be fair, it could apply to any race, I just heard it for French people) is:
Q. How do you know if a Frenchman has robbed your house?
A. The dustbin is empty and your dog is pregnant
Delightful!
2007-01-01 23:53:55 · answer #1 · answered by Caffeine Fiend 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Emma just get some jerry lewis DvD's let them watch them
they have less of a sense of humor then the Germans.
Also if you want to get them mad Start talking about World War 2
that will really make there day.
2007-01-02 00:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by Robert G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you like an antidote to go with the Poisson?
Poisson is fish in french
2007-01-02 00:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by efyusikay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Google searching for 'French Military Victories' (Hit the 'I'm feeling lucky' button!
2007-01-01 23:52:56 · answer #4 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A married Irish couple enrolled for language classes at their local college. The tutor asked them why they had chosen to study French. "Well said the woman, we've just adopted a French baby and we need to know what he says as soon as he learns to talk."
2007-01-01 23:59:38 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do French army boats have glass bottoms?
So they can see the last French army boat
ahahahahaha
2007-01-02 03:35:39 · answer #6 · answered by Jono 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I missed the point.....I was just watching that S CAR GO
2007-01-01 23:52:49 · answer #7 · answered by jamand 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you have french guests visiting, perhaps you should avoid any jokes about them - unless of course you want them to leave asap
2007-01-01 23:52:48 · answer #8 · answered by L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there such a thing?
2007-01-01 23:57:30 · answer #9 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet they will love you when you take the p**s out of them then lol
2007-01-01 23:52:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋