It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake.
"Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot - I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes you want."
The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of the snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a body like Arnold Schwarzenagger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this horse I'm, riding."
The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk house you'll have all three wishes."
The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunk house. He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenagger's.
Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted, "My God, I forgot I was riding the Mare!".
2007-01-01 21:48:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
go girl brilliant ending 10/10
2007-01-01 23:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10
2007-01-01 22:11:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 08:40:27 · answer #3 · answered by hultman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Man goes into the doctors & says i have got a problem i keep thinking im a cowboy!?
The doctor replies how long have you been feeling like this!?
The man replies "About a YEE HAA!!"
2007-01-01 22:07:08 · answer #4 · answered by Chuckles! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so he must have a really big f**ny there now he could make a fortune from the rest of them lonely cowboys
2007-01-02 08:09:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wont be much good now on Broke Back Mountain !! lol lol lol
2007-01-01 22:51:12 · answer #6 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not one Ive heard before. lol
2007-01-01 23:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2007-01-01 22:33:14 · answer #8 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hadn't heard this one before. Another story of a guy losing his tackle! 10/10 Didn't expect the ending. Thanks
2007-01-02 06:46:02 · answer #9 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-01-01 23:35:20 · answer #10 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋