..was standing in a supermarket by the shelf holding various oil and water based "lubricants". Whenever somebody selected a product, either his own or a competing brand, he would ask a few questions, one of which was "what do you use this product for?"
He got some red-face and far-fetched answers:
"I've found this is very good for oiling my bicycle chain".
"It buff's up my leather sofa very nicely"
"It's a good selant on a leaky window until I get around to proper repairs".
until:
"Oh we use it during sex"
"Really? Would you mind giving a few more details?"
"Sure - we smear it all over the bedroom door-handle top stop our four-year-old from creeping in on us in the middle of the night."
2007-01-01 21:40:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good, lol Or you could use it on the inside to stop someone getting out!!
2007-01-01 23:39:49 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feared when I started to read this that it was going to be the old one about the bloke who didn't know the difference between KY and putty.
All his windows fell out.
2007-01-01 23:03:19 · answer #2 · answered by only2days2go 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-01 21:46:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it in fact I like it a lot
2007-01-01 22:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-01-01 22:40:26 · answer #5 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh, again, haven't heard that for a week
2007-01-01 21:56:26 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny..lol
2007-01-01 22:35:52 · answer #7 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha........ nice going there........ thanks for create this joke.....
2007-01-02 03:14:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋