There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."
The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the f---ing potatoes!"
2007-01-01 21:32:41 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You don't need to ask funny or not. Funny as usual. Are you making a joke book or jokes website would be interested if you are. Thank you very much. Dam fish? Damn Funny!
2007-01-02 06:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-01 21:34:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Very Very funny !!! Thank You again for making us
Laugh Out Loud !!! We are sitting here at the office...
--- Some of Your jokes are really breath taking -----
I just wonder : Why don't You write a book, I mean
a collection of Your best jokes --- it would sell.....
Greetings : Aaron & "The Gang"
2007-01-01 21:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 07:59:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha HA
2007-01-01 21:36:51 · answer #5 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10
2007-01-01 23:58:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you did it again that laugh tickled all the way up great 10/10
2007-01-02 07:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha. Good one
2007-01-01 22:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it..hahaha
2007-01-01 21:57:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it in fact I like it a lot
2007-01-01 22:06:41 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋