A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"
2007-01-01 21:27:21 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAOOOOO IM SERIOUSLY LAUGHING SOO HARD RIGHT NOW....THTS A RLLY GOOD JOKE A++++++ lol
2007-01-01 21:29:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny 11/10
2007-01-01 21:32:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And a very good morning to you too , nice when you find people like you here , help´s cheer people up, with your good sense of humour , and very good joke´s Have a nice day , & if I have´t wished you Happy New Year , I´ll wish you now , Happy New Year , Keep the joke´s coming
2007-01-01 21:37:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sit at the front desk of a huge building.... and I read this just as some people were walking in for work this morning. I was laughing out loud as they were looking at me wondering if the front desk receptionist had lost her mind over the holiday!
THANKS!
2007-01-02 00:18:42 · answer #4 · answered by KTINA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Morning..lol
2007-01-01 22:33:06 · answer #5 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
But the fact that these poor youngstas were getting arrested and all.. yea thats not really all that funny.
but good joke i spose.
BLAHH.
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2007-01-01 22:09:28 · answer #6 · answered by wildchild47236 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one, puts me in mind of the three generations of prostitutes. (Will write it in a min) You must be a real crease in Donegal. Land of the jokemasters. Thanks.
2007-01-02 07:07:35 · answer #7 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i suppose they call that a gummy job not a bxow job 10/10
2007-01-02 00:02:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10
2007-01-02 07:50:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, that was hell of a funny! Keep 'em up and have a happy new year!
2007-01-02 04:51:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋