A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
"How many sales did you make today?"
Kid says, "One."
Boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
Kid says "$201,237.64."
Boss says "201,237.64?? What the heck did you sell?"
Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat; we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Mercedes would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him an Escalade."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing."
2007-01-01 20:34:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...//
really funny. /
2007-01-01 22:59:12 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do so like it once you pop open the dore and locate a miniature pyramid of crap poking merely above the seat, or the cloud of fly's interior. They do on occasion slap me acrosst the face with the stench of a susceptible previous tampon each now and then, this is staggering.,,.
2016-12-01 10:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gumbe
2007-01-01 20:35:33 · answer #3 · answered by David 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could use a salesman like that to sell my book which, for the first time ever, actually disproves evolution, categorically, and simultaneously proves the Biblical Adam and Eve!
Where do you find him??
2007-01-01 20:41:08 · answer #4 · answered by dr c 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice.
2007-01-01 20:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by Benjovi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priceless. lol. Indeed he is the best salesman ever!
2007-01-01 20:49:54 · answer #6 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best salesman ever..... absolutely funny
2007-01-01 21:10:17 · answer #7 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting! Keep it up!
2007-01-01 20:44:31 · answer #8 · answered by SESHADRI K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is very funny ha ha ha
2007-01-01 21:06:23 · answer #9 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where can i find this salesman?
i like him
2007-01-01 20:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by dolly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvrry vvveeeeeery good.
2007-01-01 20:36:18 · answer #11 · answered by saumitra s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋