If so then I can start a religion around smelling my shoes. It's like tripping on acid.
2007-01-01 20:03:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What kind of fungus have you got growing between your digits? I shudder to think.
For a transcendental thought, because it exists, it is part of Deity, therefore everything is sacred. :P
2007-01-01 20:32:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoppie di die Oh! You finally figured out what those two(2) flesh ended ankle appendeges were for.I know not if your feet are "holly" or not but we'll use them anyway OK? Now shoes & feet are two(2) different things and iffen you had better decide which one you want to use SHOES or FEET? Now bliss can not be achieved by in decisinous but only by the bad spelling of words, so ittle 1 r yOu ready 2 enter the world ov "Religion 101"?
2007-01-02 04:21:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I have smelled Holly. So far I haven't really gotten a distinct smell off of anything from the Ilex Genus.
2007-01-02 04:12:48 · answer #3 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holly? Must be Christmas shoes.
2007-01-02 04:09:46 · answer #4 · answered by NONAME 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really, I suppose you could start a religion should you be charismatic enough to find followers, which I doubt... Anyway, sacred and holy by most other religion's standards?... Nope, as most religions don't encourage hedonism.
2007-01-02 04:07:44 · answer #5 · answered by yelxeH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I achieve bliss by microwaving fish sandwiches. I've built a little shrine around my microwave and I pray diligently at it whenever reheating old Mcfish sandwiches wearing a tinfoil mitre hat.
2007-01-02 04:11:29 · answer #6 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awe, cheer up. Your just lonely. I am sure you can find someone who shares your fetish. I mean they have websites for that sort of thing. Just Google (Ha, I still think google is a funny word) just Google "foot fetish" or "stench fetish" or "shoe fetish" or something like that. I am sure there is a nice perverted girl . . . . . . . or boy . . . . . . or tranny . . . . out their just waiting for you.
Hmmm . . . . . I hope I did not misspell tranny? That would make me look dumb(er).
Yeah, I think Sponge Bob has a pretty good point too.
2007-01-02 04:22:48 · answer #7 · answered by Buttercup Rocks! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blasphemer!
All believers have forsaken the Shoe stench heresy in favor of the Armpit Scratch and Sniff!
It's exactly what Jesus would do.
Laz
2007-01-02 04:08:02 · answer #8 · answered by The Man Comes Around 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Holly? Who's Holly?
Oh, what....? Hmm. Well, my cats like to smell my shoes. Do you think they think of them as shrines?
2007-01-02 04:06:37 · answer #9 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Infidel!!! Your Shoes are of the Great Planckton, and have come here from the Chum Bucket to draw people away from the one true faith!
There is no god but the Crabby-Patty, and Spongebob is it's prophet!!!
There is no god but the Crabby-Patty, and Spongebob is it's prophet!!!
There is no god but the Crabby-Patty, and Spongebob is it's prophet!!!
2007-01-02 04:11:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋