There is no god but the Crabby-Patty, and Spongebob is it's prophet!!!
There is no god but the Crabby-Patty, and Spongebob is it's prophet!!!
There is no god but the Crabby-Patty, and Spongebob is it's prophet!!!
2007-01-01 19:48:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You should write your own holly book, and theme it on the Koran. Then go into competition with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2007-01-01 20:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absorb this Spongey, I pray to no man, woman or child, or do I want to believe in anything but myself for I am the one and only and wrap your mind around that. Ha ha Happy New Year.
Just kidding
2007-01-02 03:55:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Taking credit for choosing and making personal decisions for God is saving yourself. Receiving faith is not. Submitting to God is not. Enjoy your cartoons.
2007-01-02 07:30:23 · answer #3 · answered by ccrider 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is Lord and God the Father loves us all may he bless you today spongebob or not.
2007-01-02 03:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by Mim 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you're just sponging off of other prophets!
2007-01-02 03:54:25 · answer #5 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DANG! I thought it was the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2007-01-02 03:52:31 · answer #6 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Better start thinking about rehab, AA, psych. evaluation.
2007-01-02 03:53:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes i know that 'cause iam saved.for more details ask squidward and neptune.
2007-01-02 04:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by invinciblekarthik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not know that
2007-01-02 03:53:04 · answer #9 · answered by The atheist revolutionary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need a lot of help my friend .......
2007-01-02 03:53:16 · answer #10 · answered by marshoberg55 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋