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Do born again Christian get twice as many birthday presents?

2007-01-01 18:42:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

13 answers

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..





no.

2007-01-01 18:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by duffmanhb 3 · 2 3

Only in the year they converted. From the next year they accept presents only on the day they were "Born Again". And yes it does play havoc with their age, as they gain 2 years in their year of conversion. Which is why you will not find many fashion-conscious or age-conscious girls becoming born-agains.

2007-01-02 02:54:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They should. Some do I think I will start this with my born again friends.

2007-01-02 02:46:10 · answer #3 · answered by soldoldman 2 · 0 0

My mom had a hard enough time the first time I was born. If I did it again it would kill her.


Just kidding. Since I thought your joke was not funny then I would try to give the people a smile.

2007-01-02 02:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 4 · 1 1

Yes!much more dn 2wice, d gift of eternal lyf!n d holy spirit, so u cud say on ur earthly date of birth u get materialistic gifts n wen its ur spiritual birth u get spiritual gifts.

2007-01-02 02:55:59 · answer #5 · answered by SARAH 2 · 0 1

No, but we do get a free, perfect home waiting for us in Heaven.There we shall have eternal life. There will be no more sorrow, no more sickness, no more heartaches, and no more bills.

2007-01-02 09:36:52 · answer #6 · answered by concerned 5 · 0 1

No we do not!
We were spiritually dead but when we accepted Jesus as our Lord and Savior we became spiritually born or spiritually alive!

2007-01-02 02:47:04 · answer #7 · answered by zoril 7 · 0 3

Ha. Ha.
No.

2007-01-02 02:45:24 · answer #8 · answered by catwomanmeeeeow 6 · 1 1

hahahaha if they did i'd consider joining them... for about 10 seconds and then i'd wonder what i'd been drinking

2007-01-02 02:46:06 · answer #9 · answered by Austin Darkora 3 · 1 1

Oh yes we get the biggest present of all!! eternal life!

2007-01-02 02:45:21 · answer #10 · answered by Josceline 1 · 1 5

Is that why Bush always looks so happy?

2007-01-02 02:45:04 · answer #11 · answered by N/A 2 · 2 3

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