1) Final Exam Failure
Last semester I took macroeconomics and didn't have a clue what I was doing (as cited on the final exam). There were 80 multiple choice questions. For some reason I decided to play the game of probability and choose the letter "A" for everything. In that game, the only thing probable was that I failed.
The following day, the professor asked to see me after class. "Is everything okay?" "Sure," I said, "why? "Well, here's your test," he said and handed me a piece of paper that was covered with red ink. "Can you explain why you chose an 'A' for everything?"
Knowing that there was nothing I could do at this point, I said, "Well, I've always wanted to be an 'A' student."
2007-01-01 17:16:17 · 17 answers · asked by axilaryguy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
o wow....thanks buddy for the great joke. Thanks formaking us smile. Happy New Year to you too. i give 9 out 0f 10
2007-01-02 16:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by mr_BIG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty good, i know a better one though, this is a true story,
there were two roommates who had their final exam the next day and the night before they partied it up and slept in past the time they were to take the exam, so they go to their teacher and tell him they were on there way back from hiking and and their tire popped,and didn't have a spare or phone to call some one so they had to wait all day for some one who had a spare. so the teacher tells them they can retake the test the next day at 2:00. the next day when they took the test the teacher put them in separate rooms with the same test, the first page was normal chemistry questions, but on the next page was the question, which tire popped?
2007-01-02 01:29:23 · answer #2 · answered by bex d. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One! 9/10
2007-01-02 01:34:12 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear, if it is a joke then it is a good one.
But if this is a real one in ur life then it is very bad one u must pay for ur doing of such things.
2007-01-02 05:00:22 · answer #4 · answered by Kanchan B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy New Year to you! Sorry but your joke was very lame. It might actually be the worst joke ever told. Ever.
2007-01-02 01:21:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but a little lame?
3,5 out of 5.
2007-01-02 01:22:57 · answer #6 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like you got your wish... you were "A" student that was not going to make it in class.
HAPPY NEW YEAR..
2007-01-02 01:27:30 · answer #7 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one put a smile on my face. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
I give you a 8.
2007-01-02 01:24:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give it a 9.99 out of 10.
2007-01-02 01:36:07 · answer #9 · answered by Silent Listener 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WISH U HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR..........
good joke 7/10
2007-01-02 04:27:32 · answer #10 · answered by pearly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋