1. If you had only one match and you entered a room in which there was a kerosene lantern, a fireplace, and a wood burning stove, what would you light first?
2. Do the people living in England have a fourth of July?
3. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with hm?
4. Some months have thirty days and some have thirty-one. How many months have twenty -eight days?
5. An electric train heads north at 80 miles an hour. The wind is blowing from the east at 20 miles an hour. In which direction will the smoke from the engine point?
6. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
7. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
8. In the movie “The Lion King” all the animals show up at the meeting but one. Who did not show up?
9. How do you get the monkeys get across the river without getting eaten by the crocodile?
2007-01-01 17:12:49 · 11 answers · asked by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. THe match
2. Yes, everyone using a Gregorian calendar
3. It wasn't Moses, it was Noah
4. All months have at least 28 days
5. No smoke from an electric train
6. You just push it in.
7. First you have to pull out the giraffe in order to push in the elephant.
8. The elephant doesn't show up, because it is in the refrigerator.
9. Just swim across, because all the animals are at the meeting.
2007-01-01 17:20:13 · answer #1 · answered by chimodzimodzi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. The Match
2. Yes It fall after July 3rd
3. NONE Noah had the Ark no Moses
4. All months have 28 days
5. Eletric Trains dont have smoke from the engine
6. Open the door and shove the Giraffe in
7. First open the door and take the Giraffe out, than shove the Elephant in
8. Laughing hyena
9. Walked over the bridge
2007-01-01 17:46:45 · answer #2 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. the match
2. no matter where u r living, every july has a 4th
3. noah took the animals aboard the ark, not moses
4. all months have 28 days
5. electric trains do not have smoke coming out of them
6. open the door, put the giraffe in, shut the door
7. open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, shut the door
8. the elephant.. coz he was in the refrigerator
9. swim across... All the Crocodiles are busy at the Animal Meeting
2007-01-01 17:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) the match
2) no matter where you are there is a july 4th
3) all months have 28 days
4) none. noah did the ark deal
5) there is no smoke, the train is electric
6) open the door and put him in and then shut the door
7) open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and then shut the door
8) the elephant. he's still stuck in the refrigerator
9) swim, the crocodile is at the meeting.
thanks, that was fun.
2007-01-01 19:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by straitjacket feeling 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. The Match
2.Of course! Its part of the year, they just don't celebrate it
3.None, Noah is the one ho had the ark!
4.ALL have 28 days!
5. If its electric, it wouldn't have smoke coming from it!
6. Open the door and put him in!
7. Open the door, take out the giraffe, and put him in!
8. The elephant! You left him in the refridgerator!
9. They just swim! ALL the animals are at the meeting!
2007-01-01 17:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first you'd probobly want to get the wood from the stove throw it into the fireplace put some kerosene on the wood and toss it in . 2 People in England? duh it's for us. 3 It wasn't even moses it was Noah. 4 just one right Feb.? 5 No smoke it's electric. 6 Carefully and sneakily because the animal rights people catch you, you're in for a not so sweet treat same for 7 you freak. and as for 8 and 9 I haven't seem L K in a while so i forgot and my kids are grown up and I haven't read that book in the longest about the monkeys and I forgot how they did it. BUT I DID GET MY TWO POINTS. so thanks for using up my valuable time, ask something more simple next time it's almost 2 in the morning and my brain turns into a pumpkin after 12.
2007-01-01 18:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. the match
2. yes but they don't celebrate it.
3. NOAH was the ark guy
4. All have 28 days
5. electric train... no smoke
6. ?
7. ?
8. Simba
9. they use the bridge
2007-01-01 17:16:27 · answer #7 · answered by Jay M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1. Match
#2. Every1 will have
#3. None. Noah take them
#4. All months
#5. No smoke for electric train
#6. Open the door.....keep the giraffe in....Close the door
#7. Open the door.....take the giraffe out....Keep the elephant in....Close the door
#8. Elephant...He was in refrigerator
#9. Take the bridge....or swim across as all crocodiles are in the meeting.............:-)
2007-01-01 19:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by i m gr8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. the match then everything else!!!!!!!!!
2. Every month has the fourth
its obvious they too have it
3.one of each!!!
4. all
5. south east west north!!!!!!!!
6 open the door & put it in
7 but the girrafes in!!!!!!
8 it was the lion king
9 i don't needa do that they have brains
they're not a fool like u to ask sooooo many questions!!!!!!!
joking!
2007-01-01 17:31:30 · answer #9 · answered by Pats 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. (you dont light a match you strike it) lantern
2. yes
3. 0 i(t was Noah 2 of each species)
4.1 ( February)
5. northwest
6. he wont fit
7. he wont fit
8.
9. jump on their backs
2007-01-01 17:46:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋