tell me i know he was cross the road but WHY?????
2007-01-01 16:52:28 · 8 answers · asked by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WHERE THE CAR I NEED TO KNOW
2007-01-01 16:54:31 · update #1
Many years ago, The Beatles came to the USA. Everyone wanted to see them… even the animals. (The Monkeys did see them)
So, one day, the chicken set out to go see the Beatles… but in order to do this, it had to cross the road… thus…the reason why it crossed the road.
No one was around the Farm, because everyone who was anyone, went to see the Beatles.. even the Farmer.
That’s what the farmer was doing and why he was there. No one wanted to miss the Beatles..
But when the Farmer got there and saw the chicken there too, he was so upset, he laid an egg..
So that answers the question, which came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken was at the concert before the egg was..
2007-01-01 17:04:00 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The farmer was distracted...the chicken saw a quick way out by crossing the road. It saved the chicken's life!
What was who doing where in the first place? I didn't understand that part!
2007-01-02 00:55:57 · answer #2 · answered by weebleswobble 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chicken crossed the road because she saw a hott, buff rooster across the road and she wanted to flirt with him. The farmer was probably havin a chewin' tobacco spittin' contest with his pals, because he is such a redneck.
2007-01-02 00:57:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd cross the road too, if Col. Sanders was chasing you!! He was running for his life!
2007-01-02 00:54:57 · answer #4 · answered by bigclaire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side, so the farmer would chase after him and get hit by a car
2007-01-02 00:54:46 · answer #5 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To find a guy to strangle him while the farmer woudn't get off his lazy butt to do something!!!!!!
2007-01-02 01:09:38 · answer #6 · answered by clunk_the_cat2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you ever seen Chicken Run? it will explain it all if you haven't already seen
2007-01-02 00:54:52 · answer #7 · answered by bex d. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno know. For some foul (FOWL) reason, I assume.
2007-01-02 01:31:58 · answer #8 · answered by Mouse B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋