2007-01-01 15:53:37 · 24 answers · asked by I hate carrots 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Three Ho's lol
2007-01-01 16:46:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa gets laid off for another 12 months and collects debtors hard earned cash from Unemployment services. He doesn't get much money so he hires elves for a penny 1 hours to make toys all year long for children around the world. With the remaining money he eats and ...........eats and........ eats until he has to get a whole new wardrobe. He ate so much, he is too fat to have sex with Mrs clause, so Mrs. clause got him a rocking chair for Christmas. This Christmas was his best year ever.
How do you think he Keeps a frosty glow on his face all year long?
2007-01-02 01:23:01 · answer #2 · answered by stradice_faction 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Besides getting stuck inside a few million chimneys, he got a large dry cleaning bill...
the 'trots' from all the cookies and milk he drank... stepped on by the reindeer...
burnt by fires in some firelplaces...
shot at by some Scrooges...
bitten by guard dogs...
bruises on his butt from falling on the ice...
But most of all, he got some " good loving" from his wife, when he got home..
2007-01-02 00:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A break from Christmas ;)
2007-01-02 02:14:49 · answer #4 · answered by sophist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red UGG Boots.
2007-01-02 00:22:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's sad i never thought about that
well...hopefully he got to do Mrs. Claus for a long time to last him thru the trip
2007-01-01 23:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by britrob20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Screwed by everybody in the frickin' world.
2007-01-02 19:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
364 days off
2007-01-02 08:07:50 · answer #8 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea i have to agree with britrob20. he got mrs. claus wrapped in a bow under the x mas tree.
2007-01-02 00:01:35 · answer #9 · answered by Emery 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Milk and cookies and letters and cards!
2007-01-02 00:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋