and the first person he meets is George Washington who promptly belts him in the mouth. He then meets Thomas Jefferson, who kicks him in the butt. In back of Thomas, Saddam sees a long line of people ready to give him their share.
He cries out, God, God, what about the 1,000 virgins the prophet promised? Gods replies: it's 1,000 Virginians you idiot, not virgins.
2007-01-01 15:18:46 · 13 answers · asked by Sue Naumy 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
TOO FUNNY !!!
2007-01-01 15:21:05 · answer #1 · answered by vik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush has killed far more of the Iraqi people than Saddam. The amerikkkan govt also used cyanide gas to distroy many children at Wako(an amerikkkan religious institution) don't laught to much as you construct your own hell.
I know you all think you are fab because I see it on tv every day, I travelled around the world last year as a white Austrailian woman and guess what? Almost everyone I met hated amerikkkians and percieved it as some kind a weird fundermentalist run war machine even though every where I went amerikkkan properganda was praising amerikkka. You have your own Saddam in the white house. Gross!
2007-01-01 15:36:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok I don't like the guy too much, but dissing my religion is a no-no. Doing that to anyone's faith is just wrong. Your joke was just fine right up to the part about my beloved Prophet(saws). If you were practicing your religion and someone said a joke like this to you I'm sure you wouldn't think it was funny either.
2007-01-01 15:26:03 · answer #3 · answered by aali_and_harith 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If you could see that has been seen by those of you who have died, you would be puzzled and troubled. Then you would have listened and obeyed; but what they have seen is yet curtained off from you. Shortly, the curtain would be thrown off. You have been shown, provided you see and you have been made to listen provided you listen, and you have been guided if you accept guidance. I spoke unto you with truth. You have been called aloud by (instructive) examples and warned through items full of warnings. After the heavenly messengers (angels), only man can convey message from Allah. (So what I am conveying is from Allah).
2007-01-01 15:21:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Saddam was not executed they switched him with one of his doubles and now Saddam is safely in Syria.
2007-01-01 15:24:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should know by now that heaven doesn't exist. But, what do I know? i don't know nor care what you believe.
It's 71 crystal-clear raisins, pal.
2007-01-01 15:22:50 · answer #6 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Isn't he Muslim..? He doesn't believe in "God".
Funny though. =]
2007-01-01 15:24:39 · answer #7 · answered by Andry M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol
2007-01-01 15:24:03 · answer #8 · answered by impossble_dream 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA!!!! too funny
2007-01-01 15:22:46 · answer #9 · answered by pink9364 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean Hell?
2007-01-01 15:22:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋