How should I call out of work?

Question

What is the best method?

Answer 1

You shouldn't make up a lie to get out of work. You should be honest with your employer and only take days off if you really need days off. If it is something important to have a day off then you should be able to tell the truth.

Answer 2

Get your wife or a close female friend to call your boss.

1.)Tell them you went to a brunch at a restaurant and the food was bad and now you might have to go to the hospital because your stomach is really hurting.

2.) You were working on your yard, shoveling out some dirt, and the shovel accidently hit a water pipe that gave water to three other houses and now it's burst open, and you need to call the goverment workers to help.

3.) Your have pinkeye.

Answer 3

Let me tell you some things that you should and should not do. Most importantly....dont do the fake cough, or sniffles, or the gravel voice. Just tell your employer, hey I woke up with some sort of flu bug, I'm going to have to stay home today. Dont apologize or anything, dont ramble on....just make a brief statement. Another one of my favorite excuses that works 100 percent of the time: Tell your employer you suffered a groin injury and your in deep pain. Tell them, you were playing softball, riding a bike, volleyball, whatever, and you got kicked or hit in the groin. Tell them you are really embarrased and ask them not to tell anyone about your injury.....They always get sympathetic about this sort of pain. Calling in and acting sick comes off like a lie.....which....is what it is. Enjoy your day off.

Answer 4

Here's how to do it, just follow the model, and adapt it to your situation:

Boss: Mr. Figglewackel!! Why aren't you at work today?

You: Well, you see, I ACCKkkkGGRppfffrrffrrrttttffff *Gasp!* HhHHGGGRRRRREeeeeeeekkgggrrrrffff [strained] im not home right now by the way dont send anyone overkkkkzzzzpffbbbttttttt--

Boss: Figglewackel are you--
You: YYAAARRRGHHHH RAFFFTHHH JJJFFVVVVBBTTTPPPP GRARRRRTTFFFFF [smash the phone into your table for that BANG effect]--

[click]

~beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp~...



If the next day he asks what the hell happened, just make up something about being mugged on the street and dont forget to mention it was no big deal after he took your stuff.
Dont forget to practice!

Answer 5

Do what I do. Call your Boss tell him you don't really need the money from paycheck to pay your bills,feed kids,etc. That you don't want to work today. That you would rather go fishing. See you at the fishing hole and BRING LOTS OF COLD BEER!!!!!!!!!! We will be unemployed but happy!!!

Answer 6

go to work and have a friend call in for you and make something up lol dont do it all the time though only if you really need a break!

Answer 7

Tell them something came up. A relative is in the hospital.Your having blood in your stool. You feel nausiated. You have to babysit. You need to stay home cause your mom lost her key.

Answer 8

put on a sick voice and come up with a condition that you know your boss probably has never heard of and isnt a common excuse so it looks less fabricated, and maybe u can even pretend to vomit all of a sudden while talking on the phone

Answer 9

Pick up phone and call in.Than call the employment agency for another job.

Answer 10

Say you have the stomach bug and you can't be away from the bathroom for too long. It's a little gross and embrassing, but your employeer will not want you there if they think you are like that.