Ol' Mulligan is sittn' in a pub having a drink of ale with his son and says "son look out the widow, you see the courthouse at the end of the block- I built that courthose with me own 2 hands but do they call me 'Mulligan the Courthouse Builder' no son, they do not." Takes another swig of ale. "Son look across street- I built that church with me own 2 hands but do they call me 'Mulligan the Chuch Builder' no son, they do not." Drinks more ale. "Son, you see this finely crafted bar on which we rest our mugs of ale, I built this bar with me own 2 hands but do they call me 'Mulligan the Bar Builder' no son, they do not! Slams Down His ALE! "But you screw one stinkin' goat and they'll sure nuff call you "Mulligan the goat F*****" fer the rest o yer life!
2007-01-01 14:26:02 · 7 answers · asked by schlepp 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
seamus is sitting home in the flat.his brother aidan comes in dragging four crates of guiness and a loaf of bread."who are we having a party for?" asks seamus."we're not having a party" says aidan."what have you brought all that bread for then?".
2007-01-01 16:17:22 · answer #1 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A drunk man stumbles into the bar to the only other customer and asks if the man would buy him a drink.
The second man says yes.
They have a drink, and the first man decides to fill the quiet gap.
He asks, "So where you from?"
The second man replies, "Ireland."
The first man says, "WOW! Me too. Let's drink to Ireland."
They drink and the second man says, "So what part of Ireland ya from?"
The first man says, "Dublin. So...what school did you go to?"
The second man says, "St. Sebastians. Graduated in 1969."
The first man astonished says, "ME TOO! Damn, what a coincidence."
Just then a regular comes in the bar and asks the bartender what's going on.
The bartender replies, "Nothin' much. The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
2007-01-01 22:58:44 · answer #2 · answered by Zaq 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Irish guys walk into a pub and start singing High School Musical Songs.
2007-01-01 22:30:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
An English man, a Scottish man, and short, plump fiery redhaired Irish man walk into a bar on St. Patricks day. Followed behind them are three LARGE flies.
They each sit down and order the same drink. A tall, ice cold, sparkling glass of Guiness.
The English man goes to take a sip, and one of those flies lands right in the head. Well, the English man is grossed out, and demands another glass. He gets it, and goes on to drink it.
The Scottish man goes to take a nice big gulp,. and another fly lands in it. He looks at the poor guy, lets him have a another sip before throwing him out of his glass and finishes his beer.
Well, the Irish man gets ready to down his beer. Opens his mouth and gets ready to pour, and the last fly lands in the head. This fly is doing the backstroke, gargling the beer, everything you can think of. Well, this p*ssed off the Irish man. He jumps off his bar stool, and starts stomping his feet, and jumping up and down. Steam is coming out of his ears and his face is as red as his hair. He picks up the fly by his little wing and SCREAMS...
"SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE B*STARD, SPIT IT OUT!!!"
2007-01-01 23:11:45 · answer #4 · answered by Pandora 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good one. I don't know that I could tell a better Irish joke off the top o' me head, but I could sure as heck drink like a good Irish woman.
2007-01-01 22:31:23 · answer #5 · answered by Phyz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar...
2007-01-01 22:31:34 · answer #6 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a ry funny joke
2007-01-01 22:54:29 · answer #7 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋