I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
2007-01-01 13:38:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nothing
2007-01-04 07:28:48 · answer #1 · answered by C_ Wan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is
"Time"
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.
(...I turn polar bears white )
The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(...and I will make you cry.)
As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(...I make guys have to pee)
As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(...and girls comb their hair.)
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(...I make celebrities look stupid )
As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal
(...and normal people look like celebrities.)
As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(...I turn pancakes brown )
As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
)...and make your champane bubble.)
As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.
(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )
Time is the answer
Either That Or No Because The Last Line Says Can You Guess The Riddle And Nothing Really Makes Perfect Sense
2007-01-01 21:55:24 · answer #2 · answered by Ernest T 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
TIME The time has come, winter is here and those yellow bears disappear. The time has past as man looks back with a sigh and a tear in his eye. As time is held boys cross their legs but of course the toilet begs As time marches on Girls loose their blush and swap a comb for their brush As time passes For those held high their end is nigh As time catches up Everyone is equal when we get to the final sequel As time turns Without it we have flour and water With it we have breakfast for my daughter As time revolves How does one turn water and wine into something so fine As time runs out The more in a minute you try and squeeze the less you can do with ease. As time ticks All the time that has past man cannot comprehend something so vast
2007-01-01 21:54:34 · answer #3 · answered by Megs 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
It is the good riddle but I have to find out the answers
2007-01-01 23:13:39 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pressure
2007-01-01 22:48:14 · answer #5 · answered by Urbanchik901 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The answer is No
seriously thts the answer look it up on google...
there asking a question "Can you geuss the riddle"...so chyeaa the answer would be "No"
2007-01-01 22:11:20 · answer #6 · answered by asdfghjk; 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is a tough one. i think it is air or light. It could also be heat. Tell me if u think of a better answer.
2007-01-02 00:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by studlymuscle 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the answer is "no" because the last line can you guess the riddle is part of it.
2007-01-01 21:49:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Can you guess the riddle? ~ the answer is: No, I can't guess the riddle
2007-01-01 22:03:22 · answer #9 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The question is a paradox! It could be air, water, light, dirt, or THE SUN!
2007-01-01 21:48:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Can't answer this one. I'll be looking for the answer.
2007-01-01 21:44:26 · answer #11 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋