I'm the kind of guy who likes to bring joy to people who are sad, Some people might say I'm a hero. I use the ultimate symbol of happiness, Jar Jar Binks. I wear an elaborate Jar Jar costume/mask while trying to help. I wanted to help some really depressed people, so I put on my costume and hung around the cemetary. A funeral started, it was for a man that died. His wife and family were there. I tried to cheer them up by doing Jar Jar dances, and yelling Jar Jar quotes at the top of my lungs. I stood next to the priest who was talking and screamed. I danced around, pulled up clumps of dirt and threw them, and made loud noises with my air horn. Some guy told me to get out of there but I didn't listen. I pulled out my toy light saber and started poking the corpse with it while singing Jar Jar songs. People started yelling at me and others were crying. Some people began to chase me but I ran around, screaming. Eventually, the dead guys brother punched me. Do you think I should sue him?
2007-01-01 13:13:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You're really putting a lot of effort into these questions. I have to give you credit for that, at least. Also your grammar and spelling are better than most of the other questions and although you're not totally free of errors, they are fairly minor ones.
In this one, I appreciate that you let us know that the funeral was for a man that died. That really cleared things up for me, narrative-wise.
Overall, I like how your stories are basically the same story but each is in a different setting. I cannot handle too much variety without dizziness and slight nausea. Which is why I liked Borat and watch CSI.
Not only should you sue the people from your stories, George Lucas should pay you for doing such great public work in the name of one of his most beloved characters. God speed you brave little monkey, God speed.
2007-01-01 13:29:27 · answer #1 · answered by lupin_1375 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. I think you should get a life. Thats a pretty elaborate story. If I saw something disrespectful like that at a funeral, i would do more than punch the moron.
2007-01-01 21:17:10 · answer #2 · answered by killersaint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like your my kind of guy I did that same thing at my sisters funeral because I was glad the b---h was dead
2007-01-01 21:21:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋