what r sum really funney things to do/say in a mall?

Question

i already walked up to random ppl,hugged tem,and said i love them.i also went up to ppl 10 yrs older than me and said OMG ITS U! i remember u..u were at bedwetters camp!!

Silint..is that being mean or sarcasem,or do u think im kool? cuz either way ur getting on my nerves. PPL IF U DONT NO DONT ANSWER THE QUESTION

sorry Silent , i spellet ur name wrong

Answer 1

Run around ducking and diving behind things like your in a spy movie.
Ask a cashier for change for a nickel.
Hump each trash can you find.
Go behind the counter of a fast food place and act like you work there.
Find a couple and act like you recognize the girl and say you used to be Mike, her exboyfriend but now you go by Michelle.
Hand out fliers promoting anal sex as a way of population control.
Dress up like a business person and go from store to store telling employees your the new regional manager and they're fired.
If there is a pet store "liberate" the animals or tell the manager that one of the animals is yours and you want it back, cry if you can.
Get a stuffed dog and tear its head off then walk up to someone in a crowd and scream "You killed my dog!"
Protest in front of a bookstore yelling that there killing trees.
If there is a christian bookstore ask the clerk if they have The Satanic Verses or tell them your christ reborn and insist on a free copy of the bible.
Print fliers/coupons for fifty percent off at all stores and hand them out in the parking lot.
Find an old couple and act like your the womans gay lover.
Get a blow up doll and take it on a date in the foodcourt.
Reenact the orgasm scene from When Harry met Sally.
Hide easter eggs on Valentines day.
Go to the arcade and play a game then demand your money back when you lose.
Get a friend and go to the sporting goods store, grab a ball and a couple of gloves and play a game of catch or set up a tent and go camping.
If they have a foutian get in full diving gear and go diving or tell the manager you accidently put a 100 year old quarter that your great grandfather gave you in the foutian and you need him to find it, it helps if your cry.
Get several cans of sardines and hide them around the mall where no one can find them and comeback in a week to admire your handy work.
Try to get people to sign a petition allowing a porn shop in the mall.
Put out of order signs on all the bathrooms
Go to a gun store and while looking at weapons with an employee talk to your friend about how youve stoped taking your meds even though the court mandated that you do as a condition of your parole.

Answer 2

walk behind random people tap there shoulder and say "i gotta go poopie"

in an elevator keep the door open for a long time, (even if there's people in there with u) saying your waiting for your friend, (make up a name) and after a while act like ur tired of waiting and then, turn to an empty space and say " oh, there you are!". you can do this any where. and if there are alot of floors press all of the buttons just before you get off

when you talk to any one say the word "bunnies" after every 2-3 words example: hi, how "bunnies" do you "bunnies" do today "bunnies"? it really ticks people off

Answer 3

yell out, "Terrorists!!!!!!!!"

but the random hugging thing...not funny..a little girl did that to me once at a grocery store...and i mean little like 8..not 6, or 4 or a toddler...very awkward
so i can imagine how weird it is for an adult to do it
well that might be less awkward to me...cuz that kid changed my entire perspective of grocery shopping for life

Answer 4

see some one rip pants
go to guys and act like your around there age
try samples
shop
leave some ice in your seat at the food court and see if anyone sits in it

Answer 5

approach any guys and tell them you're wonder woman in disguise

Answer 6

hahaha........... what a crazy person.........