Who is Jack Schitt you ask?
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know jack schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,Giva Schitt,Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
2007-01-01 12:40:17 · 25 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg,Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them
2007-01-01 12:40:27 · update #1
YAY!!! I KNOW JACK SCHITT!!!
2007-01-01 12:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by killer queen 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because it's way below the norms of Super Human Intelligence Testing.
2007-01-01 20:44:31 · answer #2 · answered by Erase Program Read Only Memory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they didnt cause it is a piece of Schitt joke
2007-01-01 20:55:33 · answer #3 · answered by cherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, yahoo just posted it. you got it to be asked. answers wouldn't even let me ask people what their funniest yo momma joke is. why is that so bad? can someone tell me
oh, and the joke's pretty funny too
2007-01-01 20:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by ** i Am hiS giRL ** 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the journey to long to travel I'll get Bord on the way
to long to read
2007-01-01 20:49:01 · answer #5 · answered by darkangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's here now - even if old.
(Maybe that's why - the "Old Joke Police" got hold of it!
2007-01-01 20:43:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is an old joke. And it IS too long to read!
2007-01-01 21:00:32 · answer #7 · answered by grahamma 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because its a pointless attempt to replicate someone elses joke....
2007-01-01 20:48:34 · answer #8 · answered by bundygrrrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny. I don't understand how anyone couldn't laugh.
2007-01-01 21:01:45 · answer #9 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao good joke and happy new year
2007-01-01 21:09:39 · answer #10 · answered by nationwide 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋