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A guy is driving down the road while listening to the radio. All of a sudden, the radio station he is listening to goes to static. He gets out of the car and shoots himself. Why? You can ask and I'll answer yes or no questions only. =) Good luck!

2007-01-01 12:23:27 · 3 answers · asked by All!c@ 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Does it have to do with marriage? Yes
Is he a cop? No
Does it involve the radio? Yes
Does it involve the music on the radio? No
Does it involve the radio station? Yes
Does it involove his wife? Yes
Is he cheating? Yes
Does it involve the gun? Yes (Besides him shooting himself; it means more than that....it has another use)

2007-01-04 08:23:06 · update #1

3 answers

He is driving to his mistresses house to tell her
he will leave his wife and marry here but
he heard on the radio station the announcement
of her engage meant to another man and
he felt like he couldn't go on with out her

or

he already told his wife
and he lost everything to be with her,
the house, the kids, money,
then he heard the announcement and killed himself
cause he lost everything.

2007-01-05 12:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by limallama 4 · 0 0

He is a cop and just ran through the radio station building. Seeing how he commited the crime, he cant leave, nor as a criminal would he turn himself in. So he shoots himself for resisting arrest

2007-01-01 23:26:29 · answer #2 · answered by niakbor 2 · 0 0

Hmm, white noise? ~shrugs~

2007-01-01 22:55:58 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 0 0

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