Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
2007-01-01 12:06:12 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years.
Defense! Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!"….And that's when I shot the son of a *****!
2007-01-01 12:06:45 · update #1
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Moral of the story: Don't get on the bad side of that little old woman!
2007-01-01 12:10:35 · answer #1 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 happy new year
2007-01-01 19:02:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it and the guy deserves it for tampering antiquity.
2007-01-01 12:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by Erase Program Read Only Memory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha happy new year
2007-01-01 12:27:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-01 12:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by schnauzer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-01-01 12:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by i♥basketball 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was a good one!
2007-01-01 12:08:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha. Really enjoyed it.
2007-01-01 12:09:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....... nice going there...... thanks for create this joke.......
2007-01-01 13:34:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋