2007-01-01 11:59:47 · 14 answers · asked by Girl with Kaleidoscope Eyes 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
OMG you freaks use any excuse to talk dirty.
The real dope is much easier albeit not as fun to write.
Wanna talk dirty? Just say what's happening out loud.. spiced up with an occasional what you want to have happen.
Example:
You're getting spanked?
say "Spank my @$$ baby"
You're getting head?
say "*** **** *****"
you get the point... less fun to write... but it actually works.
2007-01-01 12:25:40 · answer #1 · answered by Champ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch some second rate porn, preferably from somewhere where english is a second language. They have some of the best/funniest/stupid dirty talk so I swear It'll give you loads of ideas.
2007-01-01 12:06:16 · answer #2 · answered by Matt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be specific about what you want, and what you like about what he is doing...use naughty words and slang. If you want examples, look them up online...this isn't the place to post them as minors are allowed here and it's against TOS and Community Guidelines.
2007-01-01 12:02:48 · answer #3 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use a lot of four-letter words.
2007-01-01 12:01:47 · answer #4 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hypnotize your partner, and while he's under, describe a very nice erotic fantasy to him.
2007-01-01 12:04:15 · answer #5 · answered by Egghead 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
praise the lord & i stepped in a mud puddle
2007-01-01 12:01:52 · answer #6 · answered by RickeTy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
use adjetives to describe body parts and an uncensored verb of what you want or want to do
2007-01-01 12:03:21 · answer #7 · answered by smurf 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex GF used to say.
"I want you in me" and I liked that just fine.
2007-01-01 12:01:44 · answer #8 · answered by web s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should say:
hey hot stuff! let's bang eachother
2007-01-01 12:02:10 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Meow♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"oh baby you dont stink nearly as much as my last boyfriend"
2007-01-01 13:05:43 · answer #10 · answered by Jillary von Hämsterviel™ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋