What's the cutest thing your kids have said?

Question

My son said to me once while driving in the car. "Mommy can you stop singing, when you sing I feel like I'm going to puke"

Answer 1

Hahahahaha! That is too funny!

The two recent things that come to mind are my 3 yr. old calling his Christmas stocking a sock bag. He wanted to know what Santa was going to put in his sock bag. ;)

The other was when I was talking to the boys about what it was like when they lived in my belly. My 3 yr. old wanted to know what it was like when Mushi (our cat) lived in my belly.

Answer 2

If I'm doing something little for my daughter she'll say GREAT JOB MOM!! lol It's funny.
And the other day when we were driving I had passed someone then got over in the right lane(I had to go straight and it's the only one that you are allowed to go straight) and the person in front of me got over as well then slowed wayyyyy down and I'm sitting up front repeatedly saying 'seriously' and my daughter goes "Mom why don't you just move over there" LOL It was great. She's almost 4.

Answer 3

Little boy I took care of once said "If a tow truck breaks down, who comes and gets the tow truck?" I thought that was pretty cleaver, he also asked me once how the baby got inside the mother. After trying not to burst out laughing because I realized I was being asked the where do babies come from question I said "Ask your mother."

Answer 4

At xmas my friends little boy came running up and asked for some batteries for his new truck (with sounds etc), to which isaid id pop home and get some... he replied with:
'oohhh, make sure oyu get the best ones..'
'Which ones are they then daniel??' (me)
'ooohh those durex ones... with the bunnys.. they're the best, daddy told me!'

Answer 5

My son once said, "does the floor have a butt?" Stopped looked at me then said, "No, that's silly!" Then he laughed himself into hickups!

Answer 6

when sis was little she sed "(her name) no drink brown pop