picked up the frog, put it into his pocket, and went on his way.
A couple of minutes of walking later, the man heard a cry from inside his pocket, "help, help"! He took out the frog, looked at it, smiled, and put it back into his pocket.
Again, "help, help me, a wicked witch has turned me into a frog, kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess". Again the man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back again.
Moments later, "Help me, help me, a wicked witch has turned me into a frog, kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess. I'll do_anything_if_ you_ help_ me, anything"! The man simply took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back again!
The little green frog again screamed out "Help, I'm the most beautiful princess, if you kiss me and help me I'll do anything, marry you, sleep with you, give you money, ANYTHING." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled and said "I'm a computer programmer; I work too much so a girlfriend or wife is of no use to me. But, a small talking green frog is cool."
2007-01-01 09:33:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.!!!
2007-01-01 09:35:54 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Iam sorry but the article is full of bias. Women more capable than men at math ? That can only have been written by a man hating feminist. Women were employed at large throughout America because the men were beeing used for target practice by the germans. After the war women quotas were needed because most women were not able to compete with men on the market. Shin most women were layed off afterwards because the war was over. The very first computers werent your flexible desktop. They were purpose built and reconfiguiring to do something else took quite some tinkering nevermind that operating them was costly. Your services are no longer needed, happens all the time.
2016-05-23 04:00:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was the frog an IT girl ? haha
2007-01-01 19:52:14 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Liked it, it gets a 9.
2007-01-01 10:18:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah well, just the frog's luck... But it's really quite funny! = )
2007-01-01 09:49:31 · answer #5 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Give him a smoochie!
I loved the joke!
2007-01-01 09:50:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
loved it.....well done ..10/10
2007-01-01 09:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, I want one
2007-01-01 19:14:28 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was sooooo funny i forgot to laugh!
2007-01-01 09:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by daytonaaaa(: 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
haha. hardly.
2007-01-01 09:55:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋