funnist blonde joke you can think of.?

Answer 1

A blonde is speeding and is pulled over by a blonde policewoman. The officer says, "I need to see your driver's license". Fumbling through her purse and getting confused, she asks, "what does it look like?". The officer replies "it's square, and it has your picture on it".

After more digging the blonde driver finds her mirrored compact and thinks that must be it. She hands it to the police officer who looks at the compact. "Oh, so sorry, I didn't realize you were on the force too, you can go."

Answer 2

You go to a blonde and you say, "How do you keep a blonde in suspense?" Now, you just leave them... And you don't answer them!

Or else... What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? Not much, they both seem to suck well.

Prehaps, use the whole; there is a blonde, two unicorns, and another blonde but she is smart on the street? True?
Nope. Yes, there is a blonde, but the other three do not exist!

Answer 3

Here a couple:
Q: How do you amuse a blond for hours?
A: Write "Turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: How do blond brain cells die?
A: Alone.

Q: Why did the blond stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

Answer 4

a blonde walks into a store and asks "can i have that TV?" the man behind the counter said "sorry we dont serve blondes." The next day she comes in with a brown wig and asks again and the owner says, "no we dont serve blondes." The next day she walks in with black wig and asks again then the owner says, "no we still dont serve blondes." Then the blonde asks, "dammit how do you know im a blonde!" the owner says, " Thats a microwave u blonde!"`

Answer 5

There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in line about to be shot by the firing squad. They spot some sacks and manage to escape to hide in them. When the guards come looking for them, they spot the brunette's sack. The brunette starts meowing. 'Ah. That bag is full of cats', they think. So they move on. They come across the redhead's sack, and she starts barking. 'That bag is full of puppies' they think. So they move on. They come across the blonde's sack, and she says, "Potatoes"...

Answer 6

World's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a blonde "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased... did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many boyfriends, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched football, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up
her ***, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.

The End

Answer 7

Why was the blonde looking around up on the roof?


someone had told her "drinks are on the house"

Answer 8

How can you tell if a blonde has been makeing chocolate chip cookies? there will be m&m shells all over the counter!

how can you tell if a blonde has been useing the computer? there will be white out all over the screen!

Answer 9

No offense to anyone who is blonde, just answering the question.....How do you kill a blonde....... tell her there is a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a swimming pool......Just a joke, I did not make up people.....OK......

Answer 10

Uggghhh... blonde jokes make me sick. I happen to be a highly intelligent blonde.