This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the customary positions on either side of the divider.
"Well, Father," began the old man, "At the beginning of World War II a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. So I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
"That's a wonderful thing," interjected the priest, "But it's certainly nothing you need to confess!" "It's gets worse Father," continued the elderly fellow, "I was weak and I told her that she had to repay me for hiding her, by providing me with sexual favors."
The priest contemplated this disclosure for a minute and then responded, "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a very large risk. You would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her. I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil of your acts, and judge you kindly."
"Thank you Father," said the old man. "That's a load off my mind! Can I ask another question?"
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
The old man asked, "Do I have to tell her that the war is over?"
2007-01-01 09:20:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wish you were stuck in my attic !!!!!! XXX
2007-01-01 11:59:48 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 08:06:41 · answer #2 · answered by saleh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
2007-01-01 09:44:27 · answer #3 · answered by daytonaaaa(: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Risque but funny! 10/10!
2007-01-01 09:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i woudnt bother telling her she must be like a prune by this time good one 10/10
2007-01-01 20:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as always brill 10/10
2007-01-02 00:11:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mm its not funny, i would have done the same, only i wouldnt keep a 90 yr old rotting corpse upstairs to have sex with, she must make dust when they do it
2007-01-01 09:26:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lmao very good!
2007-01-02 00:12:59 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slightly, I did smirk.
2007-01-01 09:39:25 · answer #9 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol yep funny
2007-01-01 11:43:33 · answer #10 · answered by imreallymean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋