Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain "Man! My hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up."
He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night.
When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?"
2007-01-01 09:16:12 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my ears have gone cold help i need warming up
lol 10/10
2007-01-02 00:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-01-01 17:30:44 · answer #2 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine are always freezing , good job i learnt to breath through em lol
2007-01-01 17:20:35 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one always laughing i must have been in bed when you posted this warming up my ears
2007-01-02 04:00:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat wos kinda funi
2007-01-01 17:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was pretty funny. i didnt laugh rele but i did smile and considering my day thats a lot. thanks!!!
-ASH
2007-01-01 17:22:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well funny
2007-01-01 17:18:54 · answer #7 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You draw such a graphic picture........by the way S***l my ears are cold !!! XXX
2007-01-01 20:02:19 · answer #8 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well if she wants what i think that would place his ears on her thighs not the hot spot, so thats pretty dumb
2007-01-01 17:27:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-01-01 17:31:46 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋