george bush, tony blair and saddam hussein are in a plane. when suddenly the pilot panics and starts screaming that the engines have cut out and the pilot picks up a parachute and jumps out of the plane leaving only one parachute left. tony, saddam being a selfish man shouts "i am the most important and deserrve to live" and he graps the parachute and jumps out of the plane. "oh no" shouts tony " quick george pass me your phone" "i cant said george! saddam has taken my back pack"
2007-01-01 08:58:33 · 20 answers · asked by miller_man 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-01-01 09:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would they be in a plane together... oh i got an idea, they should strap the parachut to the plane, like that the plane floats gently to the ground
2007-01-01 09:02:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rather sadistically, I will say that I think in reality, Saddam didn't jump, he just hung around the plane.
that's cold... sorry.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
2007-01-01 11:54:00 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats funny
2007-01-01 09:00:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No problem. The rope is still around his neck , just grab the rope and pull him back in.
2007-01-01 09:05:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could be written a little better to make it funnier. But I did chuckle.
2007-01-01 09:11:01 · answer #6 · answered by Ifeelyourpain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-01 09:27:11 · answer #7 · answered by bkbix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-01 09:10:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...uhh
it makes sense but how is that funny??
if you can explain it please do
and saddam is dead so.. how can he be in a plane?
2007-01-01 09:04:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2007-01-01 09:04:06 · answer #10 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow... did this come to you in a dream? ~ this is really lame
2007-01-01 09:02:32 · answer #11 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋