my aunt said once i threw a hot dog at someone.and another time i was running away from hot topic (my aunt took me in there,and i was scared of the place.i was only 4) and anyway, i was running in the mall screaming about a monster,and i ran right into my aunts boyfriend!she didnt even know he was at the mall!
2007-01-01 08:42:38 · 14 answers · asked by nobody 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
lol once my aunt and i took my cousins to church.my 2 year old cousin got up out of her seat and my aunt picked her up and put her back in her seat and she picked that moment,when the church was silent,to yell "OWWW!MY BUTT!" we were stared at for the rest of the mass.
2007-01-01 08:58:14 · update #1
Tonight at WalMart, my kids and I were standing in line at the register and my 5 year old starts to laugh. It wasn't 2seconds later everyone in the store knew why! I just asked him, "Boy,do you have a skunk in your pocket?" He, and everyone else around, just laughed more...but everyone around was taking steps back...lol
When my oldest was 2, we were sitting in the back of the Church one Sunday morning. During one of those quiet moments, my son says, "Wow! She snores loud!" Me and him both had to walk outside to laugh.
Most embarrassing moment was about two months ago my 8 year old daughter and I were taking my brother to work. My brother started his "You still not seeing anyone?" talk. I finally replied "No. But I may need someone to keep me warm this winter." And I asked him if he knew anyone. And of course he said,"No one good enough for my little sister." Anyway, we stopped at a store before taking him to work, and he ran into a friend. Politely introduced me and my daughter. I thought I was going to DIE when my daughter blurted out, "Mommy needs someone to keep her warm this winter!"
2007-01-06 16:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by spoiledbrat30x3 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My daughter has said a few. She just turned 4 years old. She recently said the ground needed some peppper cause it is so slippery out and Santa may fall! Too cute. The embarrassing one was when we were at the store and my daughter shouted out to me, "look how much chalk they have here, " only problem is she can not pronounciate the "cha" sound. Yeah, she turned a few heads that day! One lady looked like she was going to faint so I felt the need to explain.
2007-01-01 16:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by Ohsooocute 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when my girls were 3 and 4 they always had lots of crayons, still do, right after i emptied the waste baskets one day i came back and found several white crayons mostly never used still pointy with all the paper on them. when i asked why they were in the trash, my 4 year old tells me she threw them away because they were all broken. then she got out a nice clean sheet of whiter paper to show me that the crayons did not work.
most embarrassing would have to be when we were at the laundromat they were about 6 and 7 i think (pretty old for embarrassing moments) they were getting clothes out of the dryer my 6 year old waves my bra in the air over her head and and yells " mommy, what's this thing?"
2007-01-02 14:47:32 · answer #3 · answered by alexandrite61 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My children did tons of funny things but they were never embarassing. My grand daughters, on the other hand, have said embarassing things; one of them (years ago) was having difficulty saying truck. One day, as my son and family were in a restaurant, one of the twins was looking out a window, saw a big tuck go by and said "daddy, look at the big *uck!" My son was so embarassed but everyone around him just laughed. My nephew had this problem with one of his sons also.
2007-01-01 16:50:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my son was 4 we took him to see the theatrical performance, "The Lord Of The Dance", unfortunately it took place at a local casino and we skipped church that Sunday to go see it. The next Sunday when we were at church, the preacher asked our son where we were the previous Sunday. My son looked up and told him that we had "Been to the casino to see the Lord dance." We were so busted and so embarrassed.
2007-01-01 21:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by nctinms 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When My brother was in his early 20's, he didn't have the best choice of friends. I used to tell him often that he needs to quit hangin around those "bums"
My son was 5 and my daughter was 3 at the time. We were driving back from my sisters house and my kids were talking about what they wanted to be for halloween. My daughter said she wanted to be spiderman. My son told her she couldn't be spiderman because he was a boy and girls can't be boys. I told him that she could be anything she wanted to be, and told him that when i was a little girl my friends and I all dressed up as "bums". His reply was," Oh really mommy, thats weird, which one of Uncle Ricky's friend were you?
2007-01-01 17:16:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since my son is only 5 monthes old, he hasn't had time to do too much, but the other day in church he was sitting on my lap when the pastor said lets bow our heads and pray. My son let out the largest burp ever! lol It was so funny and embarressing at the same time. People turned and looked at us, but later said they thought it was cute.
2007-01-01 16:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by cavwife 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was in the doctors office with my 4 yr old neice and sister. My neice and I always played a game where she would steal my seat and I would pretend as if I was going to sit on her.
The doctor's office was packed and as I put my butt towrd her pretending to sit on her she yelled out "Your bum stinks!"
Very embarassing!!
2007-01-01 17:24:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My oldest son (he's 8) recently was around a litter of newborn puppies. He realized that their eyes were shut and asked how they see to get to the bowl to eat. I had to explain that they drink from their mother's breasts. He was appalled so I went on to explain that that is what the female breast is for and that he had done so when he was a baby. He ran from the room mortified with his tongue stuck out of his mouth wiping it...LOL!
2007-01-01 16:59:42 · answer #9 · answered by Rhonda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My daughter and I were in a video store when she was around 2 or 3 and we were in line and she put her arms around the guy in front of us and kissed his butt probably because it was level where she could reach.The guy never did turn around and his face was bright red and his wife was laughing really hard.I have never forgotten that.
2007-01-01 16:56:50 · answer #10 · answered by J♥R♥R 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋