Would you have scales instead of skin or feet shaped like dinner plates? (is this stupid enough for ya?)
2007-01-01 07:39:48 · 53 answers · asked by Cindi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those of you who are cooperating are cracking me up!!
2007-01-01 07:46:13 · update #1
Some people just can't have fun with stupidity. Come on, lighten up. What's wrong with ridiculousness?
2007-01-01 07:59:01 · update #2
If you have plates for feet, can you walk through a Drive through restaurant for your dinner? And with scales, you can weigh your plates. Also, don't forget the Toe Jam already on the plates that you can put on your bread, What bread? The heel, of course. Always good for Sole food. And think about walking through a strawberry patch. Better than a blue plate special. Would you have to wash your hands before dinner? Think of all the free appetizers you could get by just walking through a restaurant on a busy day. Seriously now, on a scale from 1-10, I'd take the plates.
2007-01-01 08:01:34 · answer #1 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess i would go for the scales, because at least i could go to the bathroom without my feet waking up the whole house because if you have ever smacked dinner plates on the floor really fast then you would know that it is really loud. of course, if i had scales, it would be really expensive to keep comfortable. i mean, you can only buy so much lotion without someone questioning you. and i wouldn't like to have to constantly explain why i was buying so much lotion. like " yeah, it's for my scales". but if my feet were only SHAPED like dinner plates, then all i would have to do is buy dinner shaped shoes. that would be OK. I wonder if Rubbermaid makes them? yeah, they could come out with a whole line of dinner shaped foot ware. why stop there? why not dinner shaped fashion?there could be a sports line, and a evening ware line. and jewelery made of kitchen utensils... so yeah, definitely i would go with the dinner plate shaped feet.
2007-01-01 08:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd go with dinner plate shaped feet. I think scales would be too hard to deal with.
2007-01-01 07:42:48 · answer #3 · answered by N K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I would go for the feet shaped like dinner plates so I could go out and add to my shoe collection without feeling bad about it :-)
2007-01-01 07:41:52 · answer #4 · answered by Great Dane 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love shoes and feel like they wouldn't make shoes to fit dinner plates so I would rather have scales. By the way you could of gave us better options.
2007-01-01 07:43:56 · answer #5 · answered by Fuel632 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feet shaped like dinner plates. My feet are big and wide anyway, so it wouldn't make it any harder to find shoes than it already is!!
2007-01-01 07:57:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well dinner plate feet would be easier to hide, even though scales would be kinda sweet, hmmm
I would have to go with the scales
2007-01-01 07:45:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Sydd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take feel shaped like dinner plates, but hopefully they would not be as delicate as dinner plates. That would suck constantly breaking my feet everytime I jump.
2007-01-01 07:41:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Feet like dinner plates fo sho. It's the only way and you'd be able to swim faster.
2007-01-01 07:40:58 · answer #9 · answered by lozatron 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would say feet as dinner plates cause if i had to go out with scales i would be embarassed but no one has to see ur feet..lol
2007-01-01 08:20:27 · answer #10 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋