2007-01-01 07:28:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh--
MOOO!!!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Theresa.
Theresa who?
Theresa Green
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nan!
Nan who?
Nanswer me or I'll go away!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV tonight?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ken
Ken Who?
Ken you tell me some good knock knock jokes?
2007-01-01 07:36:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
First Grade Jokes
2016-10-04 02:23:04 · answer #2 · answered by kantola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
who's there?
Boo
Boo Who
I didn't mean to make you cry!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.
Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie, who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these bunnies?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
2007-01-01 07:30:34 · answer #3 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who Who?
It's an owl!
2007-01-01 07:30:44 · answer #4 · answered by bluasakura 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st Grade Jokes
2016-12-15 04:14:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
You don't have to cry, it's just me!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Hoo hoo. I'm an owl!
2007-01-01 07:32:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knock, Knock..
who's there?
ah...
ah who?
achoooooooo!
2007-01-01 07:31:37 · answer #7 · answered by Celeb-fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kknock knock who/s there
wooden
wooden who
would'n you like to know
2007-01-01 07:32:00 · answer #8 · answered by NuncProTunc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there
boo
boo who?
dont cry, its a joke!
knock knock
whos there
bannana
bannana who?
knock knock
whos there?
bannana
bannana who?
knock knock
whos there
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i didnt say bannana?
2007-01-01 07:32:16 · answer #9 · answered by Beanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there?
interrupting completely inappropriate
interrupting compl...
**slap***
and the run
2007-01-01 07:37:52 · answer #10 · answered by tankofamerica 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋