2007-01-01 07:27:20 · 7 answers · asked by penis sucker 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your name is retarded...
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
a secret
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal!
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.
Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?
6, he makes 5 originals from the 25 butts he found, and after he smokes them he has 5 butts left for another cigar.
What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post Office
2007-01-01 07:42:13 · answer #1 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one's a classic.
There were three brothers: Shutup, Manners, and Poop.
Poop was skiing down a hill when he suddenly flew off of the mountain and hit the ground with a crash. Manners went to go help him up, and Shutup found a police cop and started talking to him. "My brother just fell down a hill!" "Okay, sir, what's your name?" "Shutup." "No really sir, what is your name?" "Shutup!" "No fun and games, tell me now." "Shut...up!!" "Where's your manners?" the cop finally asked. "Down the hill picking up poop!"
2007-01-01 07:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by ///DW-Drummer/// 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are in a room with no ceiling. you have a box of matches. their is a propane lamp, a propane stove, firewood, your sister (brother), Homework, and signal flares. what would you light first???
A match
everyone always says something like the lamp so i can see
2007-01-01 07:58:41 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Jack was stuck on his hors, would you help jack off the horse?
2007-01-01 08:08:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what can run up hill but not down?
Answer: A bear
I got on yahoo answers and asked that and no onw has gotten it right yet!!!
2007-01-01 08:26:04 · answer #5 · answered by A.C. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is so old maybe noone will remember it
what's black and white and read {red} all over
zebra, nun or paper
2007-01-01 07:43:54 · answer #6 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you like possum milk?
2007-01-01 09:09:42 · answer #7 · answered by juggums 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋