First Time
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....
2007-01-01 07:21:12 · 26 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
meg and this is in the Home > Entertainment & Music > Jokes & Riddles
am not asking a question am i ??
when did jokes have a question to answer
2007-01-01 07:28:01 · update #1
Thats brilliant, tell the ones who gave negative answers to piss off, soft arses !!!
2007-01-01 08:19:43 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How could a cow spread her legs apart? Cows have hair?
2007-01-01 15:25:34 · answer #2 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.. but I sat up all night trying to remember my first time.. and then it dawned on me... Silly me!!
I have never been around a cow...well, not that close, to milk her.
So finally, I drifted off to sleep.. contented that I had not forgotten my first time..
Wait, when WAS my first time, and who was she? Looks like another sleepless night.
2007-01-01 23:20:50 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this! I posted it months ago; still hilarious, though! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great day!
Happy New Year!
2007-01-04 09:36:47 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe virgins should wait until next Christmas and then get their first. And after, adapt those words to "I am dreaming of a White Christmas" first and sing it as they...
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-01 15:43:35 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry all men have done it with a cow at some point!!
2007-01-01 16:37:16 · answer #6 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-01-01 15:29:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one farm boy, remember to take the straw out of your hair
2007-01-01 18:48:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dirty but funny! 9/10
2007-01-01 16:19:51 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I skirted my trousers. Felt funny.
2007-01-01 15:23:47 · answer #10 · answered by echo 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋