can be about any team, player, fans etc etc as long as they're good!
2007-01-01 07:01:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
man utd go in to changing room at half time trailing 3-0.
alex ferguson spots a turd in the corner and says
"ok boys who's s.h.i.t .on the floor?"
saha shouts "me boss but i'm great in the air"
2007-01-01 08:42:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that O.J. Simpson considered hiding out at Clemson during the chase? He figured no one would look for a football player there!
2007-01-01 07:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by kubi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spurs
2007-01-01 07:05:37 · answer #3 · answered by Trumptonboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't know any off hand but found some links 4 u, hope they help.
and a very Happy New Year 2 u and urs.
:)
2007-01-01 07:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Football IS a joke!
2007-01-01 07:03:33 · answer #5 · answered by puffy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Team already used all their substitutes and player being treated on pitch for head knock. Trainer shouts to manager, "He`ll have to come off---he doesn`t know who he is."
Manager says ,"He`ll have to stay on---tell him he`s Pele."
2007-01-01 07:59:35 · answer #6 · answered by Como 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hibs
2007-01-01 07:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by chris s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your in a room with a angry bear and a Hungery lion and a Dallas cowboy fan,plus a gun with two bullets.What should you do ?........Shoot the cowboy's fan twice.
2007-01-01 07:34:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does the Cleveland browns and Billy Graham have in comen?
they both can make a whole stadium stand up and say, (Jesses Christ!) ha,ha,ha!
2007-01-01 07:06:19 · answer #9 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scotland versus...
Any team...
--That Cheeky Lad
"Actually likes Scotland"
2007-01-01 07:45:41 · answer #10 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋