A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him.
The first says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?"
The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a hug. The second says to him, "Have you ever been kissed?"
He shakes his head. She kisses him.
Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, "Have you ever been fucked?"
"No," says the man, his eyes lighting up.
"Well, you are now, The tide's coming in."
2007-01-01 06:48:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nasty
but very, very funny
i love it
ha ha ha
2007-01-01 06:49:34 · answer #1 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you ask a real question?
These jokes are a bit rubbish.
Maybe you need to buy a better joke book.
2007-01-01 14:51:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. So old herd that one 10 years ago.
2007-01-01 14:50:35 · answer #3 · answered by C M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-01 16:17:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His wet dream is about to really be a soaker!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-01 15:48:43 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I heard that one too. But I heard that they pick him up and throw him into the water and then say "now your....".
MJ
2007-01-01 15:02:52 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but stil funny!
2007-01-01 17:09:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but goodie
2007-01-01 14:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by Aviator1013 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-01 17:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he hehe hehe eh very funny
2007-01-01 16:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2007-01-01 15:31:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋