A young man gets his first job, in a morgue. An experienced man shows him around the place and says " In drawer 14, there's a young attractive girl, I want you to give her a good clean and brush her hair, it's the funeral tomorrow and we want her to look good, any problems just give me a shout." The young man comes back after about 15 minutes and says "How come she's got a prawn hanging out of her vag*na?". "That's not a prawn you moron, it's a clitoris" says the old guy. " Well, it tasted like a prawn!" explains the young man.
2007-01-01 06:47:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-01-01 08:17:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm..prawns. Yeah, 8 on the funny scale.
2007-01-01 14:52:00 · answer #2 · answered by Cindi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
morbid but funny 9/10
2007-01-01 14:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tasteless but funny. 8/10. Oh and check your grammar!
2007-01-01 16:24:17 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeww
2007-01-01 15:41:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats disgusting...
2007-01-01 16:08:02 · answer #6 · answered by tonnage 17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-01-01 17:53:37 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-01 14:49:11 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are the joke master
all hail king you
2007-01-02 11:44:24 · answer #9 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Completely demented, and genuinely funny. Thanks, I am glad I saved it for last. I am still smiling!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-01 15:50:25 · answer #10 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋