A man goes to the toy store to buy his daughter a birthday present.
Being a real macho guy, he has no idea what to get her so he asks
for some assistance from a clerk.
"I thought I'd buy her a doll", he says, "but which one should I get?"
"Well, here we have some of the more popular ones. we have the Malibu
Barbie for $12.00, which comes with a bathing suit and a towel. We have
the Ballerina Barbie for $23.00, which comes with a tutu and a cassette.
We have the Aerobics Barbie for $30.00, which comes with a leotard and
a workout CD. And we have the new Divorce, Barbie for $1500.00."
The man was flabbergasted. "Why does that one cost so much more
than the others?"
"Oh well that's easy.", replied the clerk, "This Barbie comes with Ken's
car, Ken's boat, Ken's house, Ken's..."
2007-01-01 06:44:07 · 11 answers · asked by d1ckdeckard 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Ah,yes,'divorce',from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." GOOD JOKE Lmao.
2007-01-01 07:40:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to be like Barbie that Bit@h has everything.
2007-01-01 20:38:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute sounds like barbie is real life after all. lol
2007-01-01 14:49:35 · answer #3 · answered by goininsane21 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 7/10
2007-01-02 03:52:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
like real devorce
ha ha ha
2007-01-01 14:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by jon h 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-01 14:56:04 · answer #6 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool lol
2007-01-01 15:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by akiesha b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm still rolling (lol)
2007-01-01 14:59:49 · answer #8 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its sooo cute :D
2007-01-01 14:46:34 · answer #9 · answered by cartman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-01-01 15:41:23 · answer #10 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋