A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this story:
1 - Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy.
2 - Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.
3 - And when you’re in deep doo-doo, keep your mouth shut.
2007-01-01 06:15:31 · 23 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GREAT JOKE
thank you for the moral of my life
2007-01-01 07:20:13 · answer #1 · answered by sweetet399 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need. Hey! wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of cow dung around your lips. LMAO.
2007-01-01 06:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's number 3. I heard this one before. It's a good one though.
2016-05-23 03:23:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-01 06:43:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a very good 1
2007-01-01 06:22:52 · answer #5 · answered by sakura7blossoms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke, brother.
2007-01-01 06:28:56 · answer #6 · answered by Waffle! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrific joke, which I'd forgotten.
True lessons.
2007-01-01 06:17:57 · answer #7 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
holey (crap) that was a really good one! thanx for the laugh! lol ha ha ha!
2007-01-01 07:10:28 · answer #8 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor birdy is in deep deep sh*t 10/10
2007-01-01 06:31:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this!!!! I am printing it out as I am typing!!
2007-01-01 07:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by jammydodger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋