serve your kind here." So the string goes across the street and tells a friend to tie him in a knot and fray his edges. So the guy does it and the string says thank you. Then the strin g goes back across the street and goes into the bar and orders a beer. Again the guy says we don't serve your kind, but the string says,"I'm afraid not."(I'm a frayed not.)
2007-01-01 05:59:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the laugh, Happy New Years love Clarabelle
2007-01-01 06:19:43 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My godfather used to tell that joke to me as a kid!
Except more like this:
A string went into a bar, but the bartender said "We don't serve strings here". So he went outside and asked a man to tie him into a knot and pull apart his ends. He walked back into the bar and the bartender said "Hey, aren't you that same string I just threw out of here?" and the string replied, "No, I'm a frayed knot".
2007-01-01 08:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aside from the string being afraid, how did the 4th guy duck if there were only 3 guys walking in?
2007-01-01 06:36:02 · answer #3 · answered by hulaguy43 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a better version of that joke.
Three pieces of string walk into a bar, and one orders the drinks.
"I'll have three lagers please," he says. The barman replies,
"I'm afraid not. We don't serve string." So the string goes back to his friends and tells them what happened. The second piece of string says,
"That's ridiculous. Let me have a go." So he goes to the bar and says, "I'll have three lagers please." The barman replies,
"I'm afraid not. We don't serve string."
The third piece of string says, "let me have a go." He ties himself in a knot and frays his edges and goes up to the bar. The barman says,
"I thought I told you lot: we don't serve string," to which the pieceof string replies,
"I'm a frayed knot."
2007-01-01 06:16:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The horse gets drunk Mint Juleps. The blonde tries put quarters in the horse ear to ride it. The Jew collects the quarters. And the nun takes the horse back to the track.
2016-05-23 03:22:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The next time you have something to say raise your hand and place it over your mouth.
2007-01-01 06:56:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry skycat not a smirk 4/10
2007-01-01 06:38:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got to agree ~ a lot of writing for that joke.
2007-01-01 06:05:41 · answer #8 · answered by cinnagirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to be very popular! I know some pun-lovers that'll roll their eyes so hard, it'll knock 'em backwards!
Heeyah!
(ten imaginary points for you, I haven't heard this one yet)
2007-01-01 06:06:11 · answer #9 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok happy new year 2 you 2
2007-01-01 06:03:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I`m confused?
2007-01-01 23:27:48 · answer #11 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋