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Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS": * The Engagement Ring * The Wedding Ring * The Suffe-Ring and * The Endu-Ring!! Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters!

2007-01-01 05:24:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Weddings

9 answers

Just for a moment, you got me really worried - I thought you might have been going through a mid-life/new year's eve crisis. Thank goodness you've retained a sense of humour.

Now, between sorting out the laundry, cooking dinner and finishing off a very nice bottle of champagne, I will attempt to treat your question with the degree of attention it deserves.

Oh, by the way. Happy new year to you, with or without the Mercedes. I've had three mothers-in-law but never a Mercedes. Three BMW's, a couple of hot Honda's and had the privilege of driving Aston Martins, Jaguars and other exotic beasts, but no Mercedes. Still, I live in hope. If push came to shove, would I sacrifice my mother in law for a Mercedes? Where are my principles? Up my exhaust pipe?

Men should remain single and women should continue to do the laundry and cook dinner. Did I really write that? Too much champagne, I fear! God bless, and keep up the humour.

2007-01-01 05:57:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2016-04-21 14:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Wow you sound bitter. I never expected that from my husband. I believe in 50-50. He knows it too. All I wanted was a simple wedding band to show the world that I was taken. My husband wanted to give me an engagement ring. Knowing me He kept it simple. He apologizes all the time for the ring but honestly I love it. I wish he would stop. Real women don't need all that...but it is nice to know that he cares that much. I wont lie about how special it made me feel. In return I bought him Harley saddle bags for his motorcycle....also Harley.

2007-01-01 05:36:21 · answer #3 · answered by Jel 1 · 1 0

in no way. Unconditional love is a love which will consistently love a similar, no count number what. instead of turning a blind eye to issues or circumstances, it prefers to be affected human being and understanding, and proceed loving no count number what. Unconditional love can't be earned or lost. Blind love does not exist, because a blind love might want to require the bestower to love in adversity by searching any opposite direction instead of embracing the priority and dealing by it, loving a similar each of the even as, which in no way lasts. Unconditional love is a love that endures always.

2016-12-01 09:48:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You forgot about how the man loses his house, car, bank account, kids and his pride while she is accepting another 4 rings.

2007-01-01 05:33:15 · answer #5 · answered by P/T Doctor 2 · 1 0

LOL Can't really answer that because it seems more of a statement rather than a question. But will comment: So sorry for your hurt, experiences, and bitterness. Hope life gets better for you.

2007-01-01 06:03:23 · answer #6 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 1 0

You must not be a happy person. Remember that attitude has a lot to do with happiness, and it's not up to another person to "make" you happy. Your decision.

2007-01-01 06:02:06 · answer #7 · answered by Be Still and know He's God 5 · 1 0

A lock-in at your local then realising you're a light weight!!!

2007-01-01 05:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by stellaprincess2005 2 · 1 0

hee hee

2007-01-01 06:13:52 · answer #9 · answered by richardgriffindundee 2 · 1 0

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