mutt.
I will try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.
I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
I will circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows.
l will call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around.
I will take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
I will always scoot before licking.
I will grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is too much.
I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.
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Wish you all a Happy and prosperous New Year for 2007..
2007-01-01 04:54:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
Awww, that's so cute, espeacially the last one. It cracks me up when my dog runs halfway across the yard chasing something that isn't even there. lol. Thanks for posting this... Happy new year!
2007-01-01 05:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will not lay in the lilac bush waiting in ambush for the mail man or that guy that drives the big brown tuck.
I will not knock over the phone at 3:23 am and hit speed dial for 911.
I will not try to sniff the responding police officers private area, when he is responding to my 3:23 am 911 call
I will not have puppies on my masters $300.00 leather flight jacket.
I will not chew the remote at 4:00am after the police leave from my 3:23 am 911 call, and get the Orac vacum info ad full blast on the telly.
I will not try and get my head under my brothers sister nun's habit on her annual christmas visit.
I'm a bad doggie...:P
Happy New Year!
2007-01-01 05:10:30 · answer #2 · answered by WelshKiwi 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are a bunch of things you should know about dog training but we are going to discuss what I feel are some the most important. Keep in mind that these are only some of the things you should know. Go here http://OnlineDogTraining.enle.info/?bU9S
1. Repetition is the number 1 principle of dog training. Dogs just like humans learn by doing things over and over in order to get better.
2. Dog Training can and should be fun for both you and your new pet.
3. Training sessions should always be short but sweet. I never work a dog more than 15 minutes in a session to keep from losing the dog's attention. You should train you dog at least once a day but never more than three formal sessions a day.
4. Your goal should be that each training session is just a little bit better than the last one. You need to always strive to make the training better, slowly. I mention this because quite often I see people who do daily training sessions but the dog never gets better and it is not the dogs fault.
5. Having patients is very important in dog training. Losing your temper does not work with a canine it simply makes things worse.
6. Exercise is very important in the training process to get rid of all the dogs nervous energy.
7. Taking your pet for walks is very important because it develops serotonin which gives your dog a feeling of well being.
8. Always be sure to give your dog a bunch of praise in your training. It is your dog's paycheck for doing a great job.
9. Never hit your dog. I have heard people say I never hit my dog instead I roll up a magazine and swat it. It's the same thing... hitting is hitting.
10. After each training session be sure to do something that your dog will enjoy. Take it for a walk, throw the ball or maybe even rub its belly. Just do something that makes the dog look forward to the next training session.
These are things that I teach my dog training students as well as my dog training clients. I hope these things will give you something to think about when training your dog. Spend some time training your dog daily and you will both reap the benefits.
2017-02-15 11:53:33 · answer #3 · answered by jerome 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great ideas! Here a couple to add based on my own dog's antics.
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I will convince her that the McDonald's apple pie the painter gave me should be a daily treat.
I will learn to grab that remote control BEFORE she turns from Animal Planet!
2007-01-01 05:00:46 · answer #4 · answered by ladykod 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahah. heres my dogs....
chihuahua.....
I will try to calm down more and try to be trained.
I will look both ways before crossing the street.
I will try not to bark so much when i see people i dont know.
I will be the alarm if someone trys to break in.
I will cry when i have to potty.
I will try to deal with my owner putting clothes on me because it keeps me warm.
I am going to learn how to lift my leg when i pee.
I will always love my mommy....thats not really a resolution but i will.
Happy new year! :)
2007-01-01 05:03:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Good effort!
2007-01-01 05:04:02 · answer #6 · answered by New Boots. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. that was funny, but it WOULD be funny if a dog did that in front of a thousand people.
2007-01-01 05:03:27 · answer #7 · answered by Kristina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great!!!
Perhaps I could modified some of those for...
2007-01-01 05:01:45 · answer #8 · answered by MT C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will not be bothered by my masters personal problems
2007-01-01 05:04:47 · answer #9 · answered by lori o 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are cute!
2007-01-01 05:01:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋