Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and called"Tickets, please!" and one of the Scots slid a ticket under the door. It was punched, pushed back under the door, and when it was safe all the Scots came out and took their seats. The Englishmen were tremendously impressed by the Scots' ingenuity. On the trip back, the five Englishmen decided to try this themselves and purchased only one ticket. They noticed that, oddly, the Scots had not purchased any tickets this time. Anyway, again, just before the conductor came through, the Scots piled into one of the toilet stalls, the Englishmen into the other. Then one of the Scots leaned out, knocked on the Englishmen's stall and called "Ticket, Please!" When the ticket slid out under the door, he picked it up and quickly closed the door
2007-01-01 04:53:46 · 12 answers · asked by rusty red 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!
2007-01-01 07:23:17 · answer #1 · answered by ginger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Niiiiiiiice.
2007-01-01 12:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ Silence 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it, i have heard it before but instead of scots it was hillbillies or country people and instead of englishmen it was city people or "city folk" or "city slickers"
2007-01-01 13:02:01 · answer #3 · answered by shannon h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-01-01 13:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh, that sounds like something that I would do. 10/10
2007-01-01 13:13:32 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha smart...
2007-01-01 13:08:52 · answer #6 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a funny one! Rock on!! \m/
2007-01-01 13:07:22 · answer #7 · answered by cheeken lita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh, Happy New Years love Clarabelle
2007-01-01 13:52:19 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great....lol!
2007-01-01 13:32:04 · answer #9 · answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-01 12:59:45 · answer #10 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋