Dude what are you doing
well anyway
any 50 cent song
2007-01-01 04:59:21
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answered by Dick J 1
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Rap (derived from the word "crap") is theme music for the black community, and MTV. Of course, Lil' Jon is the leader. The process of creating a rap song is as follows:
1.) First, you must create a TOTALLY PIMP-SOUNDING and preferably illogical pseudonym because regular old names are too boring for today’s X-TREME generation.
2.) You must write songs about highly innovative and original topics such as sex, drugs, and violence to establish yourself as a TOTALLY UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL because those topics have never been written about before or even discussed for that matter. Remember, nobody likes a poseur!
3.) When you write a song, go for style and not substance! Make sure you rhyme as many times as you can. Don’t worry about sacrificing the coherence of your message to all your forced rhyming; there’s no substitute for KOOL!!! In fact, the more incoherent your song is, the better.
4.) Make sure to repeatedly lace your lyrics with random vocal interjections such as “uh-huh”, “yeah”, and “das right” to remind everyone that you’re TOTALLY OFF THE HOOK. Of course, these meaningless vocal spasms of **** do not serve to the fill the void when you can’t think of more substantial things to rap about.
5.) Give your completed lyrics to a 4th grader. If he understands what’s being said, you’ve done well.
6.) Don't even bother about singing because that takes talent and effort. Just talk in somewhat of a rhythm—occasionally. Just speak normal the rest of the time (well, as normal as a black person can speak). Make CERTAIN that you butcher the English language as much as you can. Never speak correctly. That's not being TOTALLY PIMP, YO!!!
7.) Turn on the radio to a rock station. Listen for a catchy guitar riff and record it. Synthesize it, and alter it slightly. Loop it about 100 times and you have your VERY OWN, NON-PLAIGARIZED rap song. Next, drop random samples of police sirens and loading guns to show everyone that YOU’RE A BAD-*** REBEL. Then give yourself a cookie.
8.) Eat a lot of beans and fart in a recorder. Effect it, and you have bass.
9.) Sit on your lazy, narcissistic *** and let other people who are more talented than you mix the CD.
10.) Put a picture of a hot woman on your CD cover to compensate for your lack of hot women in the real world. Also, do it to boost the sales of your CD because you know your **** sucks.
11.) It is impossible for a rap "song" to be by just one rapper. It's a little known fact that every rap song features at least 100 other rappers, most of which are unknown. In fact the majority of every rap CD isn't the actual rapper.
Anything on the lines of that should be good "rap songs".
2007-01-01 12:35:42
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answer #2
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answered by acgsk 5
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Rap=Crap
2007-01-01 12:37:38
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answered by Fish <>< 7
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this is christian category or religion and spirituality? anyway, my best rap song would have to be :
The Hood by Dead Prez
2007-01-01 12:34:15
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answered by INFINITE CONSCIOUSNESS 5
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Dear Slim, part 2, by KJ-52
2007-01-01 12:35:33
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answered by Cristina 4
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Hip-hop I'd rather say;)....I love rap and hip-hop!
Ludacris - 'Money Maker'= AWESOME!
Ludacris - 'Georgia' ( I LOOOVE LUDA!!)
50 Cent's - 'A lil' bit'
Poetry in motion - 'Romeo and Juliet'
Fort Minor - 'Remember the name'
And...many many more!!!;))))))))))
2007-01-01 12:36:15
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answer #6
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answered by Love_my_Cornish_Knight❤️ 7
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zoom----lil boosie ft. yung jock
throw some D's---Rich boy
Wamp Wamp---Clipse
i luv it---young jeezy
Dangerous---ying yang twins
stay fly---three six mafia
lets ride---the game
vato---Snoop Dogg
thats that--Snoop Dogg ft. R kelly
run away love---ludacris
2007-01-01 12:35:30
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answered by [blahh] ™ 5
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This does not belong in this Christian category!
2007-01-01 12:32:28
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answered by Shayna 6
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ummm what does that have to do with religion?
2007-01-01 12:39:47
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answered by Just Me 3
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Nas "I Can"
2007-01-01 12:42:55
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answered by ♥michele♥ 7
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